beat: mwah to brenna

a. i met brenna when she offered me chicken nuggets at this party i host at sharpies one night. i didn't think that much of it at first(i was crossed eyed drunk)then a month or so later she was hired at civvies.

b. we quickly got along. its hard not to get to own someone in the small store. we talked fashion, savannah gossip, and music.

c. i have many good times with brenna downtown, but my favorite would have to be when miss j was in town. we were drinking at venus de milo, a "nice" bar in old savvy. miss j was there being snotty. although i was in the show that year i felt awkward going up to him and being "omg, what up jjjjjj" so brenna and i just drank until we had enough drunk courage to go toward him. so we're finally sitting next to him. brenna weirdly on my lap (hahahahaha), goes in to tap him. he whips his head around and without words, gestures, "what" with his eyes and hand. brenna and i both just look at him as if he's a alien from planet unnecessary diva. he turns back, i laugh and brenna sits there stunned. he leaves and we steal his water or what we thought was some crazy expensive vodka.